I got this piece of spam today:
From: “” <saunders@arcor.de>
To: <ericr@sourmilk.net>
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Neeeded ezglcjmcs vf
Date: Sun, 24 Aug 03 07:15:50 GMT
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6700Hello,
I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a separate email to me at:
webmaster@custompaintshop.netDo not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.
Thank You
Brian Appelresult
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Guess I’ll be making up a time machine design.
Nathan got ona those once…
Subj:shin
Date:9/7/2002 2:52:13 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From:d_zehnder@earthlink.net
To:nsc2665584@aol.com, nsc28@aol.com, nsc290@aol.com, nsc2987@aol.com, nsc2u@aol.com
Sent from the Internet
Hello,
If you are a Time Traveler from Dimension D1263GT10, year 2008 or Dimension D2044GT5, year 2432 AND OR in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 series or similar technology I need your help. I need a RELIABLE SOURCE. I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. I will also need temporal displacement. Please send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: MindTransference@aol.com if this applies to you.
Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
(d_zehnder@earthlink.net) on Saturday, September 7, 2002 at 14:51:53
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I need a flux capacitor.
hehe: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_time_traveler.htm
even funnier: http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll%3FViewItem%26item=3033452029%26category=294